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What you should know...

At this point and time Zenboy Galactic Media is pretty much a one man show. This entire website, and all its contents are created soley by myself, with very little outside help. I have my hands full and I'm making a genuine effort to make everything the absolute best that it can be. I am proud of everything you see and hear, and simply do not put it on the site unless I am truly happy with the outcome.

Buy purchasing these goods you are supporting me and my hard work and I cannot thank you enough for that. Some of the goods here are available on a few other websites and while you might be able to get those goods cheaper elsewhere, by buying them here you can be assured that 100% of the purchase goes toward supporting me, the artist. If that makes any difference to you then great. If not, thanks for coming by and purchasing here anyway.

You have my thanks.
Zenboy

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Quadropole Standing Wave-structure Manipulators

Science bitches.



Duration: 3:40

Format: Mp3 - 320Kbps

Cost: $2.99

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Jizz Magician

Sweet Pussy Pauline telling you how it is. It's no longer a Man's world but we still have an over abundance of masculine oriented values. 90's house vibe with a modern sound.


Duration: 8:30

Format: Mp3 - 320Kbps

Cost: $2.99

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Rectal Foreign Bodies as a Means to Modulate Fear Memories

We are not in control of our own thoughts. The Hive Mind of the Accultulatron Union continue to mishapen and distort our realities with our very own traumas. Do you really think the rectal thermometer your doctor used ony you as a child was just to take your temperature? WAKE UP SHEEPLE!


Duration: 5:47

Format: Mp3 - 320Kbps

Cost: $2.99

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Disko Booty Slutz

Admittedly, this one is weird. It's not techy any more than it is hip hop but it's somehow both at the same time. Things don't come in quite on the beat and it's too fucked up to dance to. But it's also damn funky. Put it all together and it's just... super sleazy and dirty. I can imagine a sluty space stripper grinding her space booty in a cosmic peeler bar to this.


Duration: 4:35

Format: Mp3 - 320Kbps

Cost: $2.99

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This too Shall Remain Nameless

Techy, sorta funky romp ala 80's ambient new wave. Just enough variety to keep things interesting and hookie enough to continue bouncing through your noggin afterwards.


Duration: 5:31

Format: Mp3 - 320Kbps

Cost: $2.99

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Entertaining a Man

More deep swirling bass and Tuvaluvian throat singing to zip through the cosmos while searching for truth. It seems the only difference between us and the apes is the 2% alien DNA. Humility is the pride of the incompetent.


Duration: 3:41

Format: WAV! - CD Quality

Cost: $2.99

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Transmission Dub

Quiet the drunk monkey mind and you can get a direct Telekinetic Sub-Oscillation Lobular connection via a secure decrypted synaptic uplink to your Parietal Lobe. Getting deep, dropping mad science as well as dope beats. Truth!


Duration: 5:37

Format: Mp3 - 320Kbps

Cost: $2.99

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Hide Teh Geek

Super thick bass kicks and glittery vowely synth riffs telling you to hide the geek. What more do you need?


 

Duration: 5:48

Format: Mp3 - 320Kbps

Cost: $2.99

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That's The Way I Loop It

Unrelenting and driving bass beats with swirling sonic chaos creates an aural assault with just a touch of disco for good measure.…


Duration: 5:36

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Cost: $2.99

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Taunting Insinuation

The electro space opera continues. Thick chunky techno beats and fat bass synths ripple through the cosmos. Deep and immersive cosmic jiggery transporting you into a world both sublime and terrifying. It's all very techy and dramatic.


Duration: 5:06

Format: Mp3 - 320Kbps

Cost: $2.99

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Zenboy Vs. Bionic Monster 01

The debut album! All nine tracks in all their glory at 320 Kbps. A screaming good deal at only $9.99. Sample each of the individual track in the selections below:


Number of Tracks: 9

Format: 320Kbps

Cost: $9.99

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Chapter 1
Future Moosick Mechanoidenization

The Enemy makes his appearance. Ugly, vile and remorseless, Bionic Monster 01 vows to eat worms and make kitten potpie. He promises to pulverize all who stand in his way. Who will save us from the villainy of such a horrible, despicable meanie?


Duration: 6:13

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Chapter 2
Blazing Lectro Atomic Punch

Our Hero Zenboy arrives on the scene. Preparing for battle, he realizes he must first slay his biggest enemies of all: Fear, Doubt and Self-loathing, which manifest themselves as debilitating addictions to internet porn and household cleaning products.


Duration: 6:44

Format: Mp3 - 320Kbps

Cost: $2.99

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Chapter 3
Let's Begin Now

Our Hero confronts some of his innermost demons and almost pees his Space-Age Rocket-Fuel-Powered Spandex Superhero suit.


 

Duration: 6:33

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Chapter 4
Time Flies In The Spiral Vortex Nebula

Having decimated his inner demons and now at peace with himself, our hero has a renewed zest for crime fighting life. He also falls deeply in love.


Duration: 8:18

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Chapter 5
Stroboscopic Death Ray Filler

The Enemy Attacks! Bionic Monster 01 plots against our hero Zenboy, who opens a can of whoop ass with his Stroboscopic Death Ray incapacitating Bionic Monster 01 with deadly skill. Unfortunately Bionic Monster 01 still manages to escape and the Stroboscopic causes all the children in the village to have epileptic seizures. He feels just awful. It’s a bittersweet victory.


Duration: 5:39

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Chapter 6
Transitive Tech Nemesis

In a desperate attempt to reconcile his heroic acts with the damage he has inadvertently caused, our Hero falls off the wagon and binges heavily on industrial-strength urinal cakes. In his highly altered state he receives a vision from the Triple Breasted She-Beast from Dimension XXX. She divulges to him a terrible secret.


Duration: 6:08

Format: Mp3 - 320Kbps

Cost: $2.99

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Chapter 7
Terrestrial Defense Force Fever

Zenboy gathers an army of undead warriors from the Seven Hot and Cold Hells to lay waste upon the enemy forces. An epic battle ensues, pitting fire-breathing flying beasts with leathery skin and brain-hungry zombies with rotting maggoty flesh against barren, ugly, toothless French harlots with deflated breasts. Oh the horror…


Duration: 6:01

Format: Mp3 - 320Kbps

Cost: $2.99

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Chapter 8
Spark From The Black Lens

Victory! Zenboy defeats Bionic Monster 01 in a dance floor showdown. Much booty-shaking on both sides but in the end it’s the Zenmaster that has the ill’n moves that woo the ladies and rock the house down. Shamed and utterly humiliated, Bionic Monster 01 growls, “I’ll be Back”. We know he will.


Duration: 4:25

Format: Mp3 - 320Kbps

Cost: $2.99

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Epilogue
Land Of Light Nebula Oddity

Our Hero reveals that the love of his life is actually a Raelian transvestite prostitute but he’s “down with that because it’s the 2000’s”.


Duration: 6:48

Format: Mp3 - 320Kbps

Cost: $2.99

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